Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I'm too sexy for myself {insert sarcastic tone here}

11 years of marriage, 3 crazy kids and my oh my how times have changed. I remember back in the day when I would hurry to get my make-up on and wear just the right outfit for my hunka hunka burnin love. Heck even 5 years into it when I was preggo with monkey numero uno I wore 6 inch wedges to make my legs look thinner... (note to self: when you gain 50+ pounds during pregnancy wedges make you look more like a bale of hay on stilts than "slim" in any sense of the word) Now I consider it a victory if I actually get dressed during the day and doing my hair (which only takes 35 seconds total) and putting on make up only happens for "Special Occasions"... my poor hubby!



Last night I looked at myself... I hadn't showered in a couple of days (due to the fact that whenever I get in the shower my kids seriously try to kill each other or I don't know color with permanent marker on my favorite shoes) and I was wearing the same jammies I had been wearing and worked out in the morning before... it was definitely a low point. I turned to my husband and said "Sorry babe, I promise I'll start putting myself together more often I know I totally look like a hot mess." (minus the hot part), I expected him to say his obligatory "No babe you look great." but instead he said, "I know you've had a lot going on today." Waaa???? It was that moment that I decided I needed to stop being quite so comfortable with my sexy self and go brush my teeth.



Here are some red flags that you are in the same "Jammie Day EVERYDAY" rut...

  1. If on the rare occasion when you get dressed in cut offs and a flip flops your kids ask why you're so dressed up... (this one is for you Kiley:))

  2. If you have been wearing the same workout clothes for 2+ work out sessions... (even a cute yoga outfit has it's "re-wear" limits.)

  3. If your husband would rather give you a high five when he gets home from work than a kiss.

  4. If you come out of your room in the morning (bed head in full force) with your purse in your hands ready to pay bills online and your kids ask where you're going. (uhhhh because they're used to leaving the house with you looking like that!)

  5. If you get caught in your jammies by the fedex guy almost every time he comes... at 3 pm!

  6. If at any point your kids or husband ask you f you are actually going to leave the house like that.

(Just a side note: When you see cards like this at the store and they make you say Amen and Hallelujah instead of making you laugh... there is something seriously wrong... I bought this because it's sooo my life...)


OK these are just a few of the lovely things that made me come to realize I need to get my junk together and think of my hubby a little more when it comes to my appearance and personal hygiene... having crazy crack monkeys for kids can no longer be my excuse for being a scrub! 


Share your red flags here!! We want to know you're as sad as we are in this department!




1 comments:

Tami De Mille-Campos said...

I was going through your older posts since I'm a new "Earth Monkey" fan. This is seriously the funniest post ever & I can so relate!!!! Way to make me laugh : )

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