Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Crazy Has Left The Building... at least for a little while...




Picture by Maria Alexandra Photography

Ahhh, Christmas time in the McPhail household... brace yourselves people, this could get ugly. Last year was the first time I had attempted to do advent activities with the boys. It was a nightmarish debacle on an on all accounts (I wrote about some of the nightmare here if you need something to make you feel like mother of the year), and I'm pretty sure I swore off ever doing another craft with my children again... or maybe I just swore... or maybe both, I can't remember.



You would think since last year's activities were filled with tears, shanking attemps, f-bombs and pooping on the floor, I would rethink repeating the same offenses this year... but I am bound and determined to make my kids remember Christmas time as being amazingly special, and magical if it kills me darn-it! Luckily my kids are easily pleased and somehow block out the crazy... and that's just enough to give me hope that this year can be better.



Every year growing up Christmas was magical. My mom just has this way of making everything fun and festive... it seemed so effortless at the time, but now I know with 5 kids and bucket loads of crazy, it was all hard work on her end, and apparently she didn't enjoy a lot of it:):) Anyway, being the "Anti-Martha"that I am makes me  the black-sheep of the family in the domestic department. The genetic code that was given to my mom and sisters that makes them naturally wonderful and June Cleavery (well, sometimes June Cleaver on Crack, but still June-Flippen-Cleavery) was not deposited in the Lindsay Bank... it seems like the harder I try to make things special, the worse it gets. Either he kids don't want to join in, or they're fighting or I didn't read the directions (shocker) and put the head where the butt's supposed to be.



The bottom line is, it's not about me... I hate it when that happens. It's not about being perfect or trying to recreate childhood memories. I can't cook or bake like my mom... that's never going to happen... but I can chill out and let my kids just have fun as we create our new family traditions. Who cares if they glue baby Jesus' head to his butt?? Who cares if they just want to sit and color and listen to Christmas music instead of going on the scavenger hunt I spent all flippen day planning... I think as I tone down my crazy and change my expectations the good memories are going to make themselves. (yeah, I know, my corny meter is on extreme high today, I have been watching way too many Hallmark movies...)


So here's my promise to my kids... today as we do our first advent activity, I will stay calm, "crazy mommy" will not make an appearance. When you are all screaming and crying and throwing scissors at each other, I will not drop an F-bomb, when one or two of you decide to remove your diaper and poop on the freshly shampooed carpet I will not scream through gritted teeth... when no one wants to do what I want to do, I will not pout or throw a fit... and at no time in the next 25 days will the words, "MERRY FREAKEN CHRISTMAS" come out of my mouth. I can't promise my treats will be yummy or even edible, heck I might even try reading a recipe... but I do promise to help you see the real reason for christmas... that we give gifts because we we're given the ultimate gift ... and the most important gift I want to give you this year is a Gift Card for a month with out THE CRAZY LADY... (although in January all bets are off). Love Your Guts! ~Mommy, AKA "The Crazy Lady"





[Advent Activity Update... there were tears and poop (not on the floor this time though:)) and fighting, but we made it through without anyone dying ... and "crazy mommy" did NOT show up... yay]









5 comments:

Shauna said...

I actually didn't think I could love you MORE...but you are full of surprises and constantly bring either tears to my eyes, or have me rolling on the floor laughing, and sometimes both! Thanks for being real!

Elonka said...

Well said;) I suppose I should make the same commitment to my family! EMM is one of my new favorite daily reads!

I Saw a Squirrel said...

Let me just say that the fact that you have all these magical memories is a testament to the fact that children do not remember the realities. That in itself let's you(and all of us moms) off the hook. I was a mama very much like you and the Martha gene skipped me too. Who wants to be Martha anyway? She's good at everything and passionate about nothing...or so she seems IF I was going to judge her which I'm not. (And she may have had her personality surgically removed....) Keep up the good work with EMM as well as the McPhail monkeys.xoxoxox They are blessed to have both you AND the crazy lady as their mama(s) :o)

Earth Monkey Moms said...

Let me point out that the reason why the "crazy lady" did not come out of EITHER ONE OF US today is that because even after over 1o years of friendship, we still have to "pretend" sometimes! Right???...G

Earth Monkey Moms said...

Hey Elonka... thanks for making us a daily fave:) You're girls are super cute!!

Mom... you have just enough Martha/June in you balanced by a little Peg bundy to spice things up... you're perfectly perfect, and your gift is making others feel special and loved!! You really did make every holiday amazing!! Love you!

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