Here’s our prize winning submission using the word PULCHRITUDE (physical beauty) in a poem… 

I think it captures the essence of who we really are as women…. 

The Life of an Earth Monkey Mom…

Boogers, snot and poop sound droll,

but wiping butts all day is how we roll.

No time to primp, shave or shower,

because the baby’s been screaming for a FREEKING HOUR!

Sneezed on, puked on so much strife,

man we lead a glamourous life.

Our men come home from working all day,

and carefully craft their words to say:

“You are a stunning picture of pulchritude“ 

And OUR reply….

“Ahhaahahahahaha… yeah right babe… it’s gonna take more than that to get me in the “Mood”.”