11/22/10

Name: Gena Hansen

Title: Doer of everything

Company: House of the Hansens





Dear Sir & Madam,



     I am writing this letter to inform you of my recent decision to resign from my position in your company. This has been a well thought out decision and was reached because of our inability to adequately communicate and my ongoing frustration as manager of your establishment.

     I have worked for you for over 5 years now and will remain in my current position for the time that it will take to hire, and fully train my replacement.  My only concern is finding another unpaid employee that will be willing to meet your constant demands  requests.  I am hopeful however, that we will find someone that can handle your constant fits, unending messes, demanding hours (20 hours a day has worn me out), and not to mention the CEO's "sexual harassment".  (I will not be pressing charges, because I actually didn't mind...sometimes).

     I will be taking away with me many important things I have learned including how to not pull my hair out patience, cussing under my breath communication skills, removing gum from washed clothing advanced problem solving skills, and most importantly how to look interested when I just wish I was alone how to fully enjoy the company of my employers.



     I am ending this letter without further explanation because currently you are pulling on my arm and screaming, and I sense there is a box of Cheerios that is newly covering the floor, as well as paint from one more huge mess beautiful project.

Hey mom...my dry cleaning needs to be picked up! (just so no one gets their panties in a knot, this post needs "sarcasm font") I will not be resigning from my job as mother of my children, but please...has someone else out there dreamed of resigning????? Dont forget to share us if you love us!  Or even if you just feel sorry for us and think we need "help".